TO ALL PEOPLE WHO DON'T BELIEVE INGIVING THE PHONE COMPANY 25 CENTS FOR A
CALL, OR EVEN A DIME, THIS IS FOR YOU     I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE REST OF THE
COUNTRY BUT HERE IN N.Y.C. THEY HAVEARMOURED THE PAY-PHONES WITH STEEL
PLATES SURROUNDING THE BOTTOM HALF OFTHE PHONE. THIS SHEILD WILL WITHSTAND
ANY ATTACK BY M-80'S, BLOCK-BUSTERS,SUPER-BLOCKBUSTERS, ASH-CANS, PINAPPLES,
ETC...... (EXCEPT DYNAMITE) TO DESTROYTHIS PLATING AND MOST OF THE BOTTOM HALF
OF THE PHONE, USE THE FOLLOWING DEVICE.     FIRST YOU MUST BLOW OUT THE HING ON
THE COIN RETURN SLOT. THIS CAN BE DONEWITH MOST CONVENTIONAL WEAPONS SUCH AS A
BLOCK-BUSTER.     THEN, TAKE A 6 INCH SECTION OF THE
SAME TYPE OF BENDABLE METAL TUBING THATSURROUNDS THE WIRE TO THE RECIEVER, BUT
IT MUST BE AT LEAST 1 INCH IN DI-AMETER.     THEN, SOLDER A PEICE OF SHEET METAL
ON TO ONE SIDE OF THE TUBE TO SEAL THATSIDE. THEN FILL THE TUBE WITH THE SAME
FLASH-POWDER USED IN BLOCK-BUSTERS ANDFILL THAT END WITH STRONG EPOXY TO SEALIT.
     ONE THING I FORGOT TO MENTION,BEFORE SOLDERING THE ROUND PIECE OF
SHEET METAL TO THE TUBE, DRILL A SMALLHOLE IN IT JUST BIG ENOUGH TO FIT A
PIECE OF DEMOLITION FUSE THROUGH. THENPUT THE PIECE THOUGH BEFORE FILLING IT.
SEAL THE EDGES OF THE FUSE WITH THE SAMEEPOXY USED TO SEAL THE OPPOSITE END OF
THE TUBE.     THEN, WHEN COMPLETE, SHOVE THETHING UP INTO THE COIN SLOT WITH THE
EPOXY END GOING IN FIRST. NEXT THING YOUKNOW, YOU'VE GOT DIMES, NICKELS, AND
QUARTERS FALLING ALL AROUND YOU.